sneeriously

When you're trying to really convince someone of some piece of possible bullshit you're trying to feed them.

"Sneeriously man, I didn't mean to fuck your sister."

by sincarnato August 27, 2008

Speediority

Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.

Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."

by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011

spedicus

The leader of speds, can be a teacher or a just a very powerful sped.

Damn those speds are going crazy, where’s spedicus?

by The god named barley January 14, 2018

Speedium

Joshua Weissman’s made-up word for medium speed on a mixing bowl.

Set your mixer to speedium

by Tan Tan very Tan September 13, 2020

Speedies

Large Breasts

look at those speedies

Shes got cracking speedies

by hhamiltoncattie August 25, 2017

speedis

Sloth sitting on a tortoise

"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

Speedijs

A type of person to be a based communist/nazi with a strong love for anime, especially lolis. One of his abilities is Quad stacking sunglasses to quadruple his coolness stat IRL. Such a person is found in the wilderness of Latvia and on the internet.

Nigga 1: Yo this guy Speedijs that I just met is hella retarded
Nigga 2: Did he discuss necrophilia with you yet
Nigga 1: Oh hell nah nigga

by Morwinbuz July 25, 2022