Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

Piggyback speeder

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.

I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.

by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009

speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

by CanukJim September 27, 2005

speedberry

A player variation of a blueberry in Destiny 2 that tries to speedrun any instance they come into. Usually lacking the skills or gear to properly speedrun and getting themselves killed in the process commonly.

Another trait of speedberries is ignoring the enemies and rushing towards the next checkpoint, pulling the players left behind (usually only just loaded in to the mission) into the new section and causing annoyance.

I hope this run we don't get a speedberry, I need some bounties finished

by CherryCheshire September 15, 2022

Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

by G00seface December 7, 2010

J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury November 18, 2011

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019