speedbag

v.
To repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your balls as you masturbate, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.

I was speedbaggin' Becky and jizzed in her hair.

by Jizzones October 15, 2006

Speedbag

Getting punched in the balls as you ejaculate

Last night I tried to Abraham Lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!

by DirtyNitro February 14, 2015

speedbag

the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.

weeks's mom likes it when i speedbag her.

by chikochan April 28, 2005

Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

Speedbagging

To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit

- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging

by Castle42 June 14, 2020

Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.

1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.

by B Roz December 8, 2004

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it

This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight

by UnrealChet January 19, 2023