Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Speciation

The process by which new species arise.

Speciation gives rise to new types of animals.

by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

specusation

Combination of speculation and accusation. Accusing someone based on a made-up story.

Jenny - What happened last night, you didn't call. You were probably out with another woman, right?
Jacob - Hey stop with the specusation, I left my phone at work, OK?

by sporadicus December 5, 2013

speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

speculating

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.

by lil cc November 11, 2006