Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

Spedification

Process of Becoming A SPED Student.

Homer you are so fuxed up in da head i have to put you into the Special Ed Classes.

Pardon?

by gtkSpeRt December 27, 2003

spermification

the process of sperm delivering to the ovary

the spermification process is cool!

by theking011 December 9, 2008

Sexification

1. To restate a benign phrase or sentence in a heavy sexual tone.

2. The act of making something non-sexual, sexual. (e.g. Douglas Fir)

1
REGULAR:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll hand you the tongs.

SEXIFIED:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll HAND YOU the tongs. (with sexy eyes and sexual overtones)
G: oh, you and your sexification, just hand me the damn tongs.
C: thongs?
G: TONGS!!
C: hey, that meat is burning.
G: oh, I'll burn your meat.
C: he he he...
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2
R:Steve, don't you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
S:Yeah, I love me some douglas fir, if you know what I mean.

by thehumble1 December 27, 2005

specificating

The act of making something specific.

1. I just havent really ever thought of specificating what I do like about him.

2. Specificate what you want in life.

by maddieeee! August 5, 2008

specificative

specificative: talking specifically about a subject or the lack of.

" They should get the prize of fucking specificative talk. " meaning in a sarcastic manner that they were not specific at all about what they were talking about/describing.

by Archangel2022 February 5, 2009

Spamification

The spamming of someones inbox. Sending so many emails for pure enjoyment and making the recipient's inbox overload and blow up.

Chelsea took part in spamification of Isabella's inbox.

by ChelseaVolturi December 23, 2008