specifiction

When the product manual and the actual product behavior are miss-matched. Commonly found in software, but can apply to any product, particularly those that need to be assembled.

I tried my best to install the "Widget Accelerator" application, but could not get it to work until I performed the 'optional' install which was required. The box had the biggest specifiction of all: "easy one step install".

The playground equipment i built had the vaguest of instructions about 50% of what needed to be done was not shown or documented in the specifiction.

specifiction by daarkaword June 9, 2009

specifiction

A detailed description of the design and materials used to make something except that most of what it says is bogus. Commonly seen on eBay listings, shoddy third-party Amazon sellers, and Etsy.

After ordering the item from that retailer in China and waiting almost 4 weeks for it to show up, I realized that I had been tricked by the specifiction into thinking that it would actually fit. It didn't.

specifiction by illusoryweasel March 16, 2016

spicification 

Spicification is the gradual insidious deterioration of traditional American culture into a bilingual country socially overwhelmed by the surge in the country's Hispanic population caused by illegal immigration and vastly higher fertility rates among these people, and by their historically uncivilized, violent ghetto mentality. Associated social problems include increased drug trafficking, nigher homicide rates, more prison overcrowding, and soaring welfare costs of all kinds.

The Southern states like Florida, Texas, Arizona, and California are losing their social fabric because of the spicification occurring within them.

spicification by soothsayer99 September 12, 2012

Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

Academic Specifications Sheet by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

Spedification 

Process of Becoming A SPED Student.

Homer you are so fuxed up in da head i have to put you into the Special Ed Classes.

Pardon?

Spedification by gtkSpeRt December 27, 2003

specificating 

The act of making something specific.

1. I just havent really ever thought of specificating what I do like about him.

2. Specificate what you want in life.

specificating by maddieeee! August 5, 2008