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Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
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Sparke

Pronounced sp-a-rk-E. This is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. Sparke is a professional partier. This person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. Must always look fabulous and sparkled. It is a privilege to associate with a Sparke.

The E in SparkE stands for EvEnTs and EnErGy.
Time to spark this event up Sparke
This party is sparke-licious
Sparke is planning this event?
by sparkEsparkles November 23, 2010
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!
by Will Sargent January 24, 2005
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robin sparkles

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC
by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009
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sparklepoofies

Slang name for the arylcyclohexylamine (PCP and ketamine family) drug methoxetamine, a research chemical introduced to the grey market around 2010. First produced in the UK, it is now illegal in that country and several others, but remains legal in much of the world. Other slang names for it include mket and MXE.
I did so much sparklepoofies last night, I went deep into an M-hole!
by Murple September 3, 2012
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Spark Spark Bang Bang

When you and someone have feelings for each other and finally kiss and see fireworks and only want to ever kiss and be with that person!
“You two have that spark spark bang bang thing going on.” Caleb said.
by Lexi🤘🏻 July 10, 2019
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sparklecare

i love sparklecare
by Hora de XD August 6, 2023
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