Spasian

A non-caucasian person of undefinable race, typically seen in Advertisements and Commercials. Spasians are chosen specifically for their appeal to both Asian and Latino viewing markets.

If your Mom is Latino and your Dad is from Asia, then you are a Spasian, just like that guy on the State Farm Commercials (or the parents of AT&T's 57th President.)

by Momsatrip September 24, 2010

spasian

Josh from holy family summer camp.

"Josh you are a spasian."-eric wager

by Ben Tinerino August 27, 2004

spanasian or spnazn

A person who has one spanish and one asian parent

synonyms: hasian,latinasian

Me: I can speak spanish and urdu.
You: What do they call those?
Me: Spanasian or spnazn, duh. Your obiously a blonde...

by T-none of yours-Z February 1, 2007

Slasian

A slave of the oreintal ethnicity

Ching-Chang is now my slasian

by Jayzig August 23, 2007

slasian

A sleepy Asian. They don't do homework during the day, so they stay up late doing homework and play video games into the wee hours of the night. Therefore, the next morning, or day altogether, they are very sleepy, falling asleep during assemblies, before important meetings, during important meetings, after important meetings, while thinking about important meetings, or in any dark quiet corner. (Can be spelled 'slasian', 'slaysian', and can be shortened to 'SLAY' or 'SLAIIIYY' depending on accent, severity of sleepiness, and differences in delivery.)

Teacher: God dammit Satto, did you fall asleep in the student center again - is that why you're late to class???!!

Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!

Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!

by penisdog December 18, 2008

slasian

A sleepy Asian. They don't do homework during the day, so they stay up late doing homework and play video games into the wee hours of the night. Therefore, the next morning, or day altogether, they are very sleepy, falling asleep during assemblies, before important meetings, during important meetings, after important meetings, while thinking about important meetings, or in any dark quiet corner. (Can be spelled 'slasian', 'slaysian', and can be shortened to 'SLAY' or 'SLAIIIYY' depending on accent, severity of sleepiness, and differences in delivery.)

Teacher: God dammit Satto, did you fall asleep in the student center again - is that why you're late to class???!!

Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!

Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!

by penisdog December 18, 2008

splasion

another word for "everything"

holy crap look at that splasion!

im gonna go play splasion now.

suck my splasion.

by wgioeivwelriowb July 20, 2008