spazmongo

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

Spazio

From spastic, the disability.

Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded.

A certain person with strange common sense that just cannot be explained.

Yeh Hannah’s just being a spazio again.

by Chromosome69 March 7, 2020

spazing

uncontrollable moments when some part of your body is not being cool

She couldn't type her friends name correctly because her fingers were spazing out.

by schmooe February 5, 2010

spazmong

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008

Spazimony

the amount of money paid to the mother of your illegitimate children that you would otherwise spend on drugs and alcohol.

"Hey Darren, where's my spazimony? You haven't spent it all on nangs and crack again, have you?"

by boogerzz October 1, 2008