Spaff

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

Spaffage

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

spawnfag

A fag at spawn (0, 0 or nearby) who kills players and is an overall dickhead
Commonly dwelling on Minecraft anarchy servers such as 2b2t or 9b9t.
They stay at spawn being an annoying piece of shit that nobody likes.

<random small player> You fucking jackass I was just trying to get to my base to dupe
<annoying spawnfag> hahahahahaha sit down nn dog!!!!!!!

by SynonymRoll January 5, 2020

spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

by Smelting June 1, 2006

spaff bomb

After a prolonged period of sexual abstinence, the explosion felt in the gentlemans area when the spaff bomb is finally released. Ladies may also feel the fast flying shrapnel from the bomb which can land anywhere but seems to target itself on the facial area. ( subject to approval)

Fuck me Dave. Did you hear the blast from my house last night? Finally blew up the spaff bomb. What a fuckin mess. The wife's happy tho cause it looks like we'll have to redecorate the bedroom.

by assmasta February 15, 2015