statical

an adjective which describes a person who cannot do many things but is very good at doing the few things they can

wow, you are so statical

by Card houses December 21, 2021

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

swatical

Adjective: sweet + radical

Swatical man!

by Cheseydoeshavealastname August 23, 2009

spatial logic

Logic for people who don't like logic. Kind of like computer logic, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I do spatial logic puzzles so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 12, 2006

spratical

Spratical things coming up or showing up at random.

The dog ate the food at a spratical pace.

by tina reynolds August 3, 2006

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011