spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

spataro

A low-education, egotistical, narcissistic person that is not only easily manipulated to believe mistruths, but is used by people smarter than them to spread said mistruths and influence other low-education people. Often used as a bull horn to spread misinformation. They are well versed at orchestrating lies and manipulating unsuspecting low-education people, often at the request of their handlers. They tend to crave attention, bordering on a need of worship.

Don't be acting like a Spataro.

by Evelyn Colman December 14, 2019