Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017

shartillary

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.

I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.

by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

sparkilicious

adj- to be fabulous to the extreme; to be unique; to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows; to be wonderfully happy

That girl was a sparkilicious unicorn in the making.

That boy wants to be called Sparkilicious as it describes his everyday life.

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows are sparkilicious.
Two of the most sparkilicious are Betty White and George Takei.
Donald Trump is far from sparkilicious. He's too orange to be.
There is the strong sense of sparkiliciousness in this one.
Sparkilicous can be used to describe that awesome moment when dreams are achieved.

by BlueDuchess August 2, 2016