Spanton

A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...

The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!

by KadAbrar December 26, 2012

spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

Spantalian

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

by samd12345 July 12, 2009

shantzed

When someone starts a project, typically as part of a fundraiser for charity, and then quits, leaving it to others to finish.

I have been busy all week finishin this coupon book because Tom "shantzed" me.

by Jack O The Lantern December 6, 2017

Spaetzle

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

Spant

A nick name It is a combination of name Snaggle pussy adopted Fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag. Usually saw bucks in a corner because his fragile weak arms can't make the turn. Someone who can not lift up a little go Kart.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.

You are such a spant. You drive like a a spant.

by Official Lord Ferrari January 20, 2009