spanky

Nickname for the drumtech of the band Anberlin.

Hey Spanky, could you put a new drumhead on my snare?

by nickkkspanks December 8, 2006

spanky

the fattest thing known to exist

Wife: honey do I look Spanky in this dress?
Husband: no bitch

by "." August 4, 2003

spanky

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation

owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

spanky

Oddly this word has two meanings which are almost polar opposites: (i) An object, product or district which is undesirable because of its poor quality construction, poor stylistic taste, dilapidation etc. (ii) An object, product or district which is desirable and trendy, usually in an offbeat or gimmicky way.

I hate this restaurant. The paint is peeling and the chairs are broken. It's so spanky.

Wow, I like that psychedelic screensaver. That's spanky!

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

spanky

An item of clothing that is cut too small or tight fitting.

The cut of todays jackets are too spanky. Looser fitting clothing is more attractive on mature people or those who are not skinny.

by Barbata Smith December 28, 2005

spanky

the name my brother JK calls dogs by, even when he knows the dogs name...

and in a sense another metaphor for other things and beings, kinda like bubba's....

here, spanky... nice spanky... sit spanky...

that spanky sure is a bad driver...

that sure is an ugly spanky...

by midnight February 15, 2004

spanky

The Name of the legendary Guardian...Auron's 'Sword'

And Auron lifted Spanky high into the air for all to see

by Lunatic July 29, 2003