spaghetto

A meal consisiting of dollar store brand macaroni and tomato juice. Sometimes with salt and pepper if you can afford them.

Brett, we're not poor anymore. You can stop eating the spaghetto.

by McWork August 19, 2008

Spaghetto

Ramen noodles and ketchup

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.

by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020

Dirty Spaghetto

When a well hung Italian male cock slaps you real good and smacks you about the face with his flaccid penis.

I hooked up with Antonio last night and he gave me the dirty spaghetto.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018

Spaghetto

A cheap and easy twist on an Italian classic. Make ramen noodles, dump out the liquid and cover the noodles with ketchup.

Joe's girlfriend wanted a fancy Italian dinner, but he only had $5, so she would have to settle for spaghetto.

by UnderscoremyTilde January 1, 2009

spighetto

a ghetto italian person

an italian person who tries to act ghetto

by Leah013 September 7, 2005

Spaghetto

1)There comes a time when you're bored and hungry at home(Probably stoned), and there's no food in the fridge. You've got some possibly expired noodles and a can/jar of some type of sauce in the cupboard, but no meat. What do you prepare for yourself? Some ghetto spaghetti, Spaghetto.

2) Very poorly prepared spaghetti.

Me: Damn..There isn't shit to eat in this house, I'm hungry as fuck!

Friend: I found a box of noodles and a jar of Prego!

Me: Grand! Spaghetto it is!!

by SCARtacular.. September 26, 2009

Spaghetto

The bad parts of Italy. Don't drop the meatball. Don't get choked by a noodle.

Yo, we goin' to da spaghetto. Better bring a noodle do- we don't wanna get in a fight unarmed. Watch out for the gingers too, they'll vomit tomato sauce which burns your flesh off.

by DucksCrossing June 5, 2014