samus

Nintendo's most sexualised character in fan-fiction

Deviantart is full of sexy Samus pics

by proto craft April 14, 2016

Seamus Finnigan

Seamus Finnigan is a minor character in the Harry Potter series. He is desribed as having snady hair, freckles and being short. He is often used as comic relief and is best known througout the series for blowing things up, his Irish accent and is friendship with fellow Gryffindor Dean Thomas. He holds no significant plot but is recurring in other plots. In the books he asks Sir Nichols de Mimsy-Porpington how he can be nearly headless, but in the film the line is given to Hermione Granger. He explodes a feather while attempting to levitate it in a Charms lesson, a goblet of water as he attempted to turn it into rum ( and Ron Weasley claims once managed a weak tea before an explosion) and his potion in his sixth year Potions class with Prof. Slughorn. He saved Harry Potter from dementors in Deathly Hallows. In Order of the Phoenix he argues with Harry about the claims of Voldemort's return, claiming he believes the Daily Propher and he refused to join Dumbledore's army, until later in the book/film when he apologies. In this sub-plot Harry insults his mother.
Finnigan is Irish, his mother a witch and his dad a muggle who he claimed left when he found out about Seamus' mother. His patronus is a fox and he is often shipped with Dean Thomas (deamus) or Lavendar Brown.
The phrase, 'I did a Seamus/Finnigan/Seamus Finnigan' can also mean 'I cause an explosion'.
He is played by Devon Murray.

1) Person 1 'RUN! I just did a Seamus Finnigan!'

Person 2 'WHAT!! You idiot!'

2) Person 1 'Did you Seamus Finnigan in that chapter?'

Person 2 'Yeah, so heroic saving Harry like that'

3) Person 1 'He's so sexy. So bloody Irish. I love him'

Person 2 'Oh, here you go on about bloody Seamus Finnigan again'

by ludii_90six January 1, 2012

Zero suit samus

The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes can be used to remove Samus' suit showing her in an admitedly hot bikini.

Player 1: Dude did you use the Zero suit samus code?
Player 2: yea, Samus is fucking hot!
Player 1: sweet...

by Raz0rLine May 17, 2008

Samus

An extremely sexy girl from the video game series 'Metroid'. I've never played the game, but once I saw Samus, I figured I should get the game, for, you know, the action... Every night I- er... umm... many people masturbate to her picture, just turn safesearch OFF on google images and look up 'samus porn' you'll be happy you did!

guy1: Man, at the end of Metroid Prime Trilogy when Samus took off her armor, I blew on my face!
guy2: Find naked pictures of her on google, and you'll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2's girlfriend: What's this stuff on the wall?
guy2: Hey, did you do something with your hair? It looks great!

by A7X forever August 25, 2010

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

seamus'd

the act of going out on holidays or the weekend and drinking to the point where you can't talk coherently and wake up hand-cuffed to a hospital bed the next morning.

Bro - "I'm going out and getting SEAMUS'D this weekend!

by relyt19 April 8, 2011

Samus Aran

a female bounty hunter that everyone thinks is a guy at first.

dude i was playing super smash bros and when i got Samus Aran's special i finally figured out she was a chick.

by Rammies October 24, 2009