bubby spooder

a beautiful elephant with a great heart

I LOVE BUBBY SPOODER

by PokiSmoch April 21, 2018

Spooder

Cute exclamation or way of saying hello to any tiny, little, soooo not threatening, sprinting little spidery guy.

First used watching my ex play League of Legends... one of the characters jumps around screen in this jumpy little spidery manner causing me each time to excitedly squeal “spooder! spooder! spooder! spooder!”

Best announced in a quick, low voice whilst doing a little jig

*watches someone playing League of Legends when such character appears and alerts the player of the spoofers presence
“Spooder, spooder, spooder, spooder!!”

Also can be used when disturbing a spider IRL to happily say hello while he’s on his merry way

by zombitini September 20, 2020

spagooper

A sharp toothed ladle, with the ability to scoop large amounts of pasta in one swipe.

Please pass the spagooper sugar lips. This is some mighty fine spaghetti!

by Scb76 December 10, 2015

spagoodle legs

When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.

I rode that monster so long it gave me spagoodle legs.

by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017

Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

Spooderboot

The perfect nickname for a dorky kid or a derpy cat. Definitive proof that you can take any English word, change some of the vowels, and create a funny sounding name.

Steve: The best way to name a cat is to take two words and make them sound funny.
Annie: That's ridiculous.
Steve: No seriously, imagine... ok um... Spider... bite. Spooder... b... boot! Spooderboot!
Annie: You cannot name a cat Spooderboot.
Steve: I'll name my first kid Spooderboot if necessary.

by Anmalo January 8, 2021

spaghooter

Spaghetti for the mentally challenged.

"What do you want for breakfast Timmy?"

"SPAGHOOTER!"

by VerticalAfrican May 30, 2017