Spacement

Kevin Spacey’s basment where he molestes children.

Tom: “Dude why were you in the spacement.”

Phil: “Because I wanted my weiner touched.”

by wetsoap45 November 9, 2017

Staffment

Staffment is a clear expression of staffing in speech or writing.

In a meeting with my managers, I had to make a staffment about my performance in the neutral gender bathroom.

by Scar1ett May 11, 2020

spamment

An annoying, stupid, and pointless spam message left in the comment section of a weblog (blog), often trying to promote stocks, sell erectile dysfunction medication, penis enlargement, prescription drugs, etc. The message is written in the same type of language you'd find in a spam e-mail, only spamments are sent to a blog. As with spam e-mail, these comments are usually sent out through automated computer programs rather than individual users.
(term coined--as far as I know--by livewire at: http://livewire7.blogspot.com/2005/08/and-another-thing.html

"I'd like to kill the motherf*cker who left this spamment on my blog. How does he know that my penis needs enlarging?"

by Skrambled Egghead July 18, 2008

spiffrent

adj. Specially Different

"He's a very spiffrent guy"

by Jamsz April 20, 2006

Shaftment

A unit of measurement originally based on sections of the hand, is now most commonly associated with the penis and/or the surrounding area. It is equivalent to 6 inches, 1.5 hands, or two palms.

Guy 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, what about him?

Guy 1: Lot's of chicks have said that he's got a two shaftments long package.

by Sgt Sarcasm August 13, 2012