Space Jam

To wear Nike Air Jordans while fucking a girl.

I totally Space Jam that girl when I was in LaFrance's room.

by North_North June 22, 2014

Space Jams

A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.

Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!
Me: SMH

by Mike Huntttttttt August 19, 2010

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort

Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.

by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017

space-jammed

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.

1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.

by lizzip April 20, 2005

Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

space jam

when weird sounding techno music is played and people jam to it.

we were having a space jam in the car

by jailbaitttt July 21, 2009

Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018