Spak

An intense and rapid form of masturbation.
Extreme version of Fapping
"My arm hurts so much"

"Thats what you get for spaking so hard"
by CEll7 February 26, 2012
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a synonym for fuck or screw.
lauren will spak him hard.
by lmao, haha, lmao March 25, 2007
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SPAK

an unusual, and rarely used nickname for the combination of illegal drugs, Shrooms, Pills (MDMA) And Ketamine. producing a severly 'spaked' out effect. The name is particularly suitable because of the strange, anaesthetised qualities the ketamine provides.

legendary within the shire, oxfordshire at illegal raves. Possibly invented by Dan Webb, or drugspastic.
come on man, lets get 'SPAKed'.

Im well 'SPAKed out!'
by Johntywoo October 10, 2006
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A general term of endearment that is short for raspak, which in turn is short for respect. An adjective given to anything that gains the slightest bit of approval of one who understands the complexity of the adjective itself.
Yo man that joke was/had spak.

That shirt is/has more spak than me.
by moneyy$$ October 07, 2011
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A person who drives a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate, apparently designed to take up lots of room and prevent the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead. (see spakky wagon)

A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.
"You're a spak, you're a spak, you don't know it yet, you're a spak*"
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"
by Alan Wagon September 13, 2006
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spak

1. The act of masturbation
2. The produce of masturbation
1. Get out of the bathroom! I don't care if oyu have to spak!
2. There's spak all over the toilet you sick...
by theoriginalstick May 02, 2005
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Spak

The visual effect from a small object making impact on a hard surface.
This is similar to a spark or a bullet splash, but can be applied to any small object making an effect when interacting with any hard surface, especially in video games.
"Ryu's light jab creates a small spak on impact."
"When the bullet hit the shield it made a spark, but when it hit the concrete it made a spak."
"I can't believe spak isn't a real word."
by marcyay February 07, 2020
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