Sow

shagging ,sex, fucking

1)im gona be SOWin big tonight

2)I'd rather SOW my mother

by Michael McKinnon March 26, 2009

SOW

Strap-on whore; A man who likes to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on

That guy is such a sow. I pounded his ass so hard with my strap-on last night and he loved it.

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

Sow

To stitch something up

"Can you sow my Jaguar's foot back up please?"

by DickieWang May 9, 2020

Sows

Sorry

Didn't mean to, sows

by eeked boio August 7, 2019

SOW

Acronym for "Sell Out Whore". Refers to Asian women who date and marry white men, due to self hatred and to gain a degree of white privilege through association. They are often heard saying things like "Me luv u long time, honey. Fye dolla only!", "what's with dad and his fobby accent?" and "me gonna get that eyelid job real soon".

Dude #1: Hey, check out that self hating SOW with her slave master.

Dude #2: ROFL...what a joke. She's kinda the modern day asian equivalent of the house n***er.

by pinit77 July 2, 2015

SOWs

S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.

I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.

by masterlad November 8, 2007

Sow

An overweight beast that resembles some form of a woman. Known for being dim witted and ignorant to the ways of the world

That tech one is some sow!

by imasmellycretin December 17, 2011