Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

by Gay Bear August 16, 2007

Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!

by GGGuni April 30, 2014

Sort your head out

Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt

“Oi son sort your head out”

by Shurup jarjjjj February 18, 2019

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

by Comedi October 7, 2006

Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos

Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

Sort This Out

This is what a friend says when he wants to fix his group back together. Though since 90% of the world is dumb, his friends might say ok...? after it not knowing how much that makes the guy want to come over there and punch him in the balls

“I’m gonna sort this situation out , it might take a few days, though.”

“Huh? What does sort this out mean”
“It means I’m going to fix everything.”

by Master of Lore May 4, 2020

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015