the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

Sooty & Sweep by princess pokey May 28, 2011

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sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

sooty and sweep by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005

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sooty mold

The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.

Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.

sooty mold by angst4444 October 28, 2017

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sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

sooty mobile by mr smith March 8, 2005

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