sooty

a large grey feelion

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Sooty

Meaning sorry or begging for forgiveness

“I am so sooty I got the beams of your horse wrong”

by PeterPansNan July 23, 2021

Sooty

You know when you smoke meth and you wipe the ball on your pants and your pants get kind of sooty...

"The dumb things we do when we're on drugs"

Whenever I do drugs I feel sooty and want to rob a n*****.

by Stiffy Speck September 21, 2022

Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

by princess pokey May 28, 2011

sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005

sooty mold

The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.

Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.

by angst4444 October 28, 2017

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005