Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

Sloth

To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.

“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day”
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 18, 2019

slothsage

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.

Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2011

shothodzo

Usually Shothodzo's have feelings for a certain person but they are too shy to tell them. The people they like probably like somebody else but they dont care. He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Shothodzo you are one lucky person to be his friend! :) Niknames of Shothodzo could be:Shots or Shorty.

Shothodzo is Awesome

by PublicHeartPoet May 9, 2020

purple sea sloth

A sloth that is purple, from the sea 🥰💜

Oh it’s a purple sea sloth

by SERPS-Sorrow August 1, 2020

Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

by Tip Tank June 8, 2011