Stonged

being stoned as fuck.

Dawg I'm so stonged I can't even see straight.

by Lorox666 November 13, 2011

Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

sogged up

Pregnant. Alternative to knocked up.

Wow, you really got her sogged up, didn't you?

by McPooge March 20, 2022

Songdog

A hugely talented, intelligent, little-known and massively-underrated British alternative, folk noir band. Consists of three members: singer/songwriter/acoustic guitarist Lyndon Morgans, guitarist Karl Woodward, and drummer Dave Paterson (though the latter two play many other instruments as well, such as accordion, mandolin and keyboards). Lyndon and Karl hail from Blackwood, South Wales and Dave from Dundee, Scotland. The band have released four albums: "The Way Of The World" (2001), "Haiku" (2003), "The Time Of Summer Lightning" (2005) and "A Wretched Sinner's Song" (2008). All the albums are dark, poignant and densely complex with exquisitely sensuous, sparse musical arrangements and lyrics which are despairingly bleak, crudely raw, or spiritually questioning but always profoundly literate. Lyndon is an ex-playwright, and his knowledge and usage of words puts most other songwriters to shame. His singing is emotively intense and he and the band will take you on a journey into an underworld of drunks, losers, loners and melancholics; of change, anguish, pain and loss - a glorious netherland of spiritual angst and existential despair to the accompaniment of hauntingly evocative melodies. Beware though – when you discover this band, all other music will seem second-rate and mediocre.

Songdog believe:
Messing up must just be written in my DNA
Inside I was always dead, flesh and blood was my only disguise
It's like I've always lived in mourning, though for what I couldn't say
I was just never much good at that happiness thing
Broken-hearted is my default mode
And if there was any magic, I must have missed that too

by ceaselessidleness May 2, 2008

singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

by Luigi August 12, 2004

Songer

Non-album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Also songist. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songers than albumists.

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020