sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Isabella Sommerfeld

A COMPLETE DUCOHBAG THAT LIKES NOAH BECK AND HAS A HUGE WAP AND DEFINATLY LIKES SAMM

Isabella Sommerfeld is a dickface

by ej9e[08efhe8fghpes October 5, 2020

Sommerset

Female 19-year-old Fortnite streamer from Texas who has already had several internet boyfriends, with the aim of achieving extra fame. ( For example: Eclipsae, Clix, FSBully & Saevid )

- Yo, do you know Sommerset?
- Oh yeah that one clout chaser who has been in multiple online relationships.

by thesett March 21, 2022

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006

Summered

When’s school is out and everyone is free from their depression.

“Time to get summered”
*happiness intensifies*

by Rando2 March 1, 2022

Shmerled

The act of doing something

I shmerled that girl last night

I shmerled it left

Did you shmerl her? EV!!

by shmerling January 18, 2009