Solitaire Loop

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

by ALF613 March 20, 2010

Sontia

Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.

Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).

Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"

Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!

John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!

by t_doffing July 16, 2009

Soltis Supreme

When you put a hot dog bun on your partners penis, then put mustard, ketchup, and other condiments on . And then start sucking it off like a hot dog.

Tommy bought wholesale buns for our soltis supreme

by Air Soltis. November 14, 2011

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Sotia

Beautiful Female, in body structure and in facial structure, but also gorgeous in personality.

She's such a Sotia, I'm so jealous.

by SmileyFacexD December 29, 2011