Selling dreams

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.

Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*

by Geri Young December 29, 2007

selling cats

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

by sameopet January 21, 2013

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

selling hotdogs

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.

Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

by Amanda and Trey June 27, 2005

selling me

To make some lose a game or to lose something they wanted

Pass me the ball your selling me

by TyFoster 47 April 22, 2018

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017