One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016
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A softdom is a dominant sexual partner that chooses to express their dominance through praise and care rather than degradation. A softdom, for instance, may be physically dominant and aggressive while being verbally loving, appreciative, and gentle.
I didn’t realize he was a softdom until he started choking me while he said good girl and told me how pretty I looked.
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Rob was tiring of the bar scene and one-night stands, so he refocussed on putting together a soft harem.
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Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tissues and tears runnin down his face): its them soft hours.
Guy 2 (now cryin and hugging Guy 1): fuck bruh i love you so much you are my rock my everything my world i couldnt live without you.
In the morning:
Guy 2: we never speak of this again.
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
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In the morning:
Guy 2: we never speak of this again.
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