sock cock

A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.

DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?

lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.

by briandorc June 29, 2010

sock cock

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

by Em2007 April 2, 2007

Sock Cock

When the Condom is too big and it slips off inside of her. So in other words you cock is baggy and old and sloppy.....

"Jayde had such a big pussy ( slut ) that Chris had a Sock Cock"

by Sock Cock March 13, 2018

Sockpocket

An array of pockets sewn into a sock

A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.

Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.

Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.

My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.

by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018

sock cock

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Suckcockitis

When someone badly needs to suck cock because they are horny, need to shut up etc.

"Hey Emma, Abigail really needs to suck cock,"
"She's got a severe case of Suckcockitis,"

by Unknown Birb September 11, 2021

suckcockubus

See incubus.

That suckcockubus and that incubus sure love 69ing each other...

by Dud Playah Hatah January 29, 2003