by tim October 22, 2003
I put my socks on in the morning. It is important to wear socks because if you don't your feet will smell the next day.
by froggy01 April 25, 2011
by mathteach77 January 31, 2006
Title of a hard-hitting, original crime novel by Penn Jillette (the louder, bigger half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller), containing raw, realistic imagery that remains burned in one's mind long after mere disturbing dreams have been forgotten.
by Rachaelle July 22, 2004
1. A garment worn on the foot.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
1. Mum , whares my sock.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
by captain will October 14, 2005
Hey hoe, sock me.
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
by Afeo July 16, 2010
A name given to an uncircumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has an uncircumcised penis. Used as the opposite of helmet, i.e. a circumcised guy's penis.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
by Yorko February 26, 2008