soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

Sobercoaster

The often difficult process of realizing the need for gaining, maintaining, loosing and perhaps regaining one's sobriety.

Dude, did you just get off of your sobercoaster after six months of sobriety?

by riqosuavekulasfuq May 7, 2021

Superbeast

super•beast (so͞o′pərbēst)
n.

1. A technologically enhanced animal, usually human-derived.

I was feeling ordinary, so I leveled up at superbeast.com, now I feel power coursing through my veins, never to be the same.

by superbeast.com July 26, 2021