Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Stoasted

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!

Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!

by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010

Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.

You just got swoasted.

by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017

Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.

Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”

by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017

Spasted

To be really stoned and really drunk at the same time. Word is a cross between spliff (Sp) and wasted (asted).

Aww man, we started on the beers last night then someone passed round the spliff; I ended up completely spasted.

by BrenLa November 8, 2010

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Solsted

Beyond tired, weary, or exhausted. When one is so worn down of body, mind, and soul that just saying "I'm tired" doesn't truly define how empty and done they feel. When one feels so worn out that they have no physical energy, no mental energy, and they feel empty/hollow.

I am so mentally and physically drained that I am no longer just tired I am completely solsted.

Or

People who have severe depression tend to feel solsted often.

by WinterWolf91 December 5, 2019