Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 4, 2022

Soak Zone

The area in a woman's nether region aka Pussy that when she gets overly excited, becomes moist and wet with anticipation of sexual activity. Also, a name for an amusement/water park located several miles outside of Pittsburgh, PA.

When the woman saw Ryan's New Mustang while he was filling up at the local gas station, her SOAK ZONE started dripping and was ready for action!

by Derpitron (aka Team Soakerz) October 30, 2013

Soak

Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.

My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.

by PathfinderMain January 9, 2020

Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

by maestro41 April 16, 2010

bro soak

Two or more dudes, shooting the shit in the hot tub together.

Hey, do you want to stop over for a bro soak after work?

by Hubes58 February 29, 2020

panty soak

A moist garment condition induced by sexual anticipation. Variant of pussy soak.

Dreamy D: Damn, baby, look at that panty soak. I ain't even touched you yet.
Baby: You will.
Dream D: How you know that?
Baby: Cuz you sportin' hard wood.

by Dreamy D March 28, 2007

Soak-N-Poke

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.

"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"

by Soaking69 June 2, 2015