Stabler

(noun.)
pronunciation: stab•lr
a person whom stabs and strangles one to death

person one: i just heard that a stabler was in the area last night
person two: wow, i hope the families are okay, that's rough..

by Mal Angelus January 19, 2023

A Real Stabler

A person/thing that is stubborn, narcissistic, arrogant son of a bitch but you love it no matter what

That guy is a real stabler

by parsidot June 2, 2018

stabler

a particularly gay form of walk particularly practiced by cyclists.

look at him stabler, looks as if he had plenty man fat last night.

by studhom August 24, 2004

The Stabler

A haircut reserved for top detectives, usually in the NYPD Special Victims Unit. It consists of having the front-half of one's head shaved, coupled with a gradually receeding hairline. Brings one the power to knock random, innocent citizens around without a warrent, or frankly, even reason.

Elliot became a douche lately. Ever since he got The Stabler, he has been shoving people into walls and asking them where the knife is. I don't know.

by StablerandBenson December 12, 2011

Stablery

A thingy you can stab other thingies with

Oh man don’t throw that it’s stablery

by Brook9183948327 February 18, 2022

StableRonaldo

StableRonaldo also known as "The Midget of Twitch", is a 5'1 streamer that streams himself singing the the hit song Payphone by Maroon 5.

Person 1: Have you heard of the stream StableRonaldo?

Person 2: Is that the midget that singed Payphone?

Person 1: Yes

by MaxwellGGs May 17, 2022

sobbler

Someone who is neglectful but somewhat charming but still an idiot.

You absolute Knob-Sobbler

by DarkSouler October 16, 2023