snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton.

Every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from our teenager's practice of snurglary.

by DBLambert January 7, 2016

Smurglaries

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

Spurglar

A crazy bitch who fucks guys and keeps their sperm filled condom to later turkey baste their way to baby heaven

Man I didn’t know you were married. I’m not I fucked a crazy spurglar bitch

by Thecunt February 4, 2022

Squrglar

Slang for someone who has a lot of knowledge on something they enjoy (better than nerd)
Pronounced skwer-glur

B: yo A's such a deltarune squrglar

by capcat August 4, 2025

Skurglar

An older male on a dating app who tries to appear cooler than he really is. Can be applied to those in real life who appear undatable.

That old bloke at the bar giving you the eye is a real skurglar!

by SkurgSpotter January 1, 2026