Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Alaskan Snowdance

A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass

Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!

Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!

by D,Pyle March 14, 2011

snowcat

A Calgary-based motorcyclist who makes helmet-cam videos that showcase him "Riding around, watching idiots do their thing" and encountering the city's worst drivers. His videos are all posted to Youtube, where he has well over 500,000 subscribers on his main channel and almost 7000 on his new second channel. He has a very quick and fiery temper and is often the subject of much controversy and hatred... you either love him, or you hate him.

Yo yo yo yo yo! Dude, I totally wanna buy a new Ducati!

I dunno, man... have you seen the newest snowcat video? His Motard broke down AGAIN! How does that even happen? I don undastaaaaaaan!

by MasterofMisfortune May 21, 2016

Snowdaggett

The little snowballs that attach themselves to a dog’s leg after romping through the snow.

Buster, the wonder dog came running through the house with snowdaggetts all over her legs.

by Screaming Old Man November 28, 2019

Snowcation

Snowcation refers to a day when snow of epic proportions buckets the land so that you have no choice but to take a vacation day in order to avoid driving to work.

The Snowcation day is

1. Common in snow-screwed cities like Chicago, Michigan, and Downtown Canada.
2. Common wherever the combination of plaid, denim and beige wool is an acceptable fashion statements. Animal skin winter boots optional.
3. Especially valid for employees of major companies that never ever close due to inclement weather conditions.

"Are you friggin kidding me? I'm gonna have to take a Snowcation just so I don't, like, break my neck on the way to work!"*

*often heard in cities where companies never close due to inclement weather conditions and the streets are never, ever cleared of snow and ice.
*often spoken with mouth-foaming incredulity that your life isn't worth a "stay at home, we love you" kind of courtesy day

by DenaT February 11, 2008

snowbatical

paid time away from the office due to a winter storm; many claim that they are actually "working from home," though the reality is probably much different

This week's snow created a great opportunity for a relaxing snowbatical. I stayed at home and got some things off my to-do list.

by Allen Towne February 23, 2011