snow monkey

any northern european caucasion.

that motherfuckin snow monkey enslaved my people.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007

Snow monkey

A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.

*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*

by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005

Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.

I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

Snow Monkey

A mixed person who is mostly black with skin like a white person.

Damn, Kamryn is such a snow monkey!

by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019

snow monkey

the off spring of a white and black parent

a child with a black mother n a white father (snow monkey)

by infantile industries June 29, 2009

Snow Monkey

A mixed person who is mostly black with skin like a white person

Damn,Kamryn is such a snow monkey

by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019