Horse-Snoots

a exclamation usually shouted in contempt or anger.

Person 1: Hey so i heard your mom's a crack-whore.
Person 2: Horse-Snoots! How'd you know?

by jewche bag April 2, 2009

Pluddly Snoots

A large blue-ish Alligator with with grey underbelly and green claws. 3 year old children tend to favor this strange creature. Pluddly snoots likes to creep at ppl without their knowledge and also loves baths.

OMG today i was like in the shower and i heard a noise and i turned around and a great big Pluddly snoots was sittin there creepin at me....

by Melanie delgado February 5, 2010

Snooty Karen

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.

My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.

by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018

boop the snoot

Providing a boop to another being's nose or snout (stylized as snoot), preferably in a gentle or affectionate manner. Often, this is something one feels the need to do to cute animals. When animals boop each other's snoots, the general attitude of the boop must be taken on a case-by-case basis.

*sees an adorable puppy*

"Aw! Gonna boop the snoot!" *boops the snoot*

by thewheelbarrowqueen July 21, 2016

lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

The scoots

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

by junghosocks February 16, 2018

Big Shoots

A Canadian term (Southern term, what bleeds into upstate Ny unintentionally...)for " Big shooter" or someone who is going too hard, too fast. Also see; someone who is clearly outmatched by your people's drinking capabilities, and/or intellectual prowess thus, reiterating the fact that they are indeed as low brow as you thought they were/are -no matter how long you have been friends... i.e. big shootsey wootsey

Don't get too wacky now Big Shoots, but If your porcupine is choking, give it the heimlich maneuver. -OR- Slow down big shoots, St. Patrick's day is tommorow...

by Uncle Treebeard January 20, 2017