by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005
Get the snookems mug.the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed
If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.
by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010
Get the snookee mug.Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 14, 2013
Get the snooker surprise mug.When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.
Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.
by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007
Get the Snooker with a rope mug.noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
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