Shomel

i really strong muscular and handsome man

dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun

dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard

by lil shumshum March 20, 2021

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.

After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!

by VT-brother September 23, 2011

snomed

Cumming on a girls face to make her look like Santa Claus ( eyebrows and all)

Maxwell snomed Sarah after eating her delicious Christmas pie.

by yourmom@cu November 11, 2013

Snovel

The term refers to an occurrence when a person is laughing to such an extent they forcefully exhale nasal mucus accidentally.

the situation was so funny she snoveled

by PJB21 April 4, 2009

somelesbianslut

Charli, also known as @somelesbianslut on tiktok, is a social media influencer who’s posts a lot of lgbtq content. They often dye their hair and make videos in front of their lesbian flag!

“hey did you see what somelesbianslut posted?”
“yeah! they are so handsome”

by macy_ October 20, 2021

somel

Somel is a base spirit distilled from honeywine or mead. The name is derived from Latin roots meaning "only honey". Somel is sometimes referred to as "honey spirit". Containing no residual sugar, somel is typically distilled from only honey. It can be made with additions of fruits, herbs, and spices, but must be at least 51% honey. Somel can be clear or aged and range from 40% to 60% or more alcohol content.

I'm drinking a somel on the rocks, smooth as silk.

Save the bees, one somel at a time.

by Apismel May 28, 2019