Handshakes with Snakes

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

by HotDawg Hallway June 16, 2016

Tunnel Snakes

The Tunnel Snakes were a small gang that ruled Vault 101 in the video game Fallout 3

"Tunnel Snakes rule!"

by Slapmych33ks July 20, 2015

Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew October 27, 2008

Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.

"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

by Collin Jones August 22, 2006

Hot snakes

When the poop comes out like a hot snake

I had the hot snakes

by urmomarum June 25, 2017

Snakes

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.
Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite.

"We all know somebody who is a doubletalker, a gossip and a generally untrustworthy person. They are cruel to their enemies and even meaner to their friends - only with the friends the mean streak only comes out when their backs are turned. This type of friend is all sweetness and sugar to people's faces but act ugly and spiteful behind their backs. We call people like this "backstabbers" because they sneak around portraying themselves as something they are not, a friend." - www.teenadvice.about.com

Killarmy - Snakes are the niggaz that stares you in the eyes.

by F.F. November 11, 2005

The Tunnel Snakes

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes!

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes. That's us and we rule!

by MsLi December 12, 2010