snerf 

a bush or shrubbery found only in the deep woods of michigan.

holy shit thats a weird looking snerf!

snerf by lwarnos October 21, 2008

Snerf Derf 

an expression which has recently spread through out the Vancouver area, which means to sniff some cocaine.

fuck man, last night i snerfed way to much derf.

I just picked up and 8 ball. get ready to snerf derf!

Snerf Derf by rapies1991 December 11, 2011

snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.

Don't be a snarfenrugie!

snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020

Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.

I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.

Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019

Snarfblat 

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"

Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

Snarfblat by [e-mail] April 11, 2006

Snarfacum 

When you sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time.

"I think we've all sneezed and farted at the same time and farted and cum at the same time, but sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time, or snarfacumming, is truly special."

Snarfacum by ElJefeSTI August 30, 2016

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

serfing by The Serfer December 5, 2013