Sneezer

A sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. Typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embarassing. They often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. A sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a penis.

Sneezer: Hey man, whats the dealio-yo?

You: Nothing sneezer, now get the fuck out of my face and far away from me.

Sneezer: Alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!

You: No we should not

Sneezer: Ah thats cool, I will call you later dogg.

You: Dont bother sneezer, and if you do I will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.

by soshakethem23 July 2, 2009

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sneezer

an allergen that causes sneezing.

Pollen could be a sneezer for some.

by uttam maharjan August 21, 2012

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Sneezer

sneezing while listening to weezer

Sneezer: what’s with these homies dissing my girl

by irlsneezer.01 May 19, 2022

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A word for a toxic fake ass bitch. if you hear someone call someone this, run away because the bad news.

Hot girl: bro Abby is getting on my nerves
Hot girl 2: she's such a fuckin sneezer

by the crewy May 29, 2022

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sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2014

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Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

by Trainius M November 22, 2018

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