cock swatch

A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys

Bro carl is being such a cock swatch today

by Coolhusky November 15, 2021

Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.

Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.

by XanderALX March 11, 2009

cocky snatch

An asshole who gets all cocky when he/she does something right for the first time.

asshole

BOB:I just beat you at that game for the first time.
BILL:Yea, and it only took you 2,000 tries, you cocky snatch.

by burritoboy December 22, 2008

Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her

Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked

by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

spatchcock

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.

by Blake D October 7, 2003