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Shaftwork

A lengthy handjob paying close attention to the "shaft" of the penis.
Josh's mom gave me shaftwork like a pro last night.
by Rayne Mayne September 3, 2009
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Shartworms

When you have hot snakes and a small one leaks out as you are trying to pass gas.
Bro, I have to change my underwear before we go. I had some shartworms leak out just now
by moreaveragethanmost April 15, 2021
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Shartwork

When your poop forms into a beautiful image floating in the toilet.
I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.
by The Loose Stool March 12, 2010
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Snortworthy

1. Something (usually a drug) worthy of being snorted.

2. A humorous joke or statement that is worthy of a laughing snort, generally performed by the female gender.
Damn, This blow is seriously snortworthy.

Girl one: That wasn't even funny.
Girl two: I know, it wasn't snortworthy, but I totally did anyway.
by Tabgirl March 27, 2009
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SKIRTworking

Networking using the philopsophy of SKIRT. Sharing Knowledge, Information and Resources Together. Using a woman's natural abilities to successfully network.
Traditional methods of networking aren't successful. SKIRTworking works!
by Dutchbroker June 23, 2008
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shortwork-maker

one who finishes something or doing something in no time, e.g. a person who eats too fast or who finishes his wok too quickly.
He is a shortwork-maker. He can do the work in 10 minutes, which takes others at least 20 minutes.
by uttam maharjan November 26, 2011
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Starwork

An alternative name for fireworks, derived from the star-like formation many of them make.
"Did you see the starworks last night?"
"Yeah! They were so pretty!"
by PulsarMoon February 6, 2024
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