bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

by ddubs99 March 21, 2011

Sharktapuss

A creature that is half shark half octapuss. he is a mans worst enemy especially matts!!!

Damn you sharktapuss!!!! bootysweat

by the kool'st guy alive upto now March 3, 2010

Sharktopus

A woman’s vagina on her period

Man her sharktopus is raging today.

by Sharktopusman123 May 7, 2018

Sharktopussed

As of or being attacked/ harassed by a sharktopus.

Christine was jet skiing when she was startlingly sharktopussed and eaten.

by Bruised Pear June 5, 2024