Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.
Dude, you're a Snarfer!
by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014
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Snarfer

A contraption made out of an empty toilet paper roll and stuffed with a bounce sheet to be used when exhaling marijuana in a college dorm room or in other sensitive areas. It cuts down on the pungency of the smell.
Pete: "You guys need to use the snarfer when you smoke in here, the room reeks!"

Sam: "I was so wasted i forgot to use it."
by RJ34 May 26, 2009
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Arf Snarfer

A Person who sniffs bycicle seats after people are sitting on them.
Did you just see Ted sniff that seat? He is a total arf snarfer!
by Clay Jackson March 07, 2007
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(snarfer) a person who eats his/her own fart bubbles.
(canarfer) a person who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on a hot summer day.
Steven has a look on his face as though he's a snarfer canarfer. I just know he ate a fart bubble and then sniffed little jessica's bike seat.
by E.S.D.J September 06, 2008
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snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when someone forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being sprayed via the nose.
jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.
by Malu December 14, 2003
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Snarfer

One who purposely smells their own farts or farts of others; one who attempts to eat their own fart bubbles while in the water
John was sitting in the hot tub trying to eat his fart bubbles , what a snarfer; joe stuck his head down by his ass and smelt hit own fart, what a snarfer.
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