slapnesia

sudden memory loss when threatened with prosecution for abuse.

Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.

by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009

Stamnesia

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.

Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"

by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009

slamnesia

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

by psychobabble July 30, 2008

napnesia

When you wake up from a nap and have momentary memory loss. The person affected may temporarily forget what day/time it is, where they are, and is generally disoriented.

Dude, when I woke up this afternoon I had no idea what planet I was on. Worst napnesia ever!

by planetsnorth July 7, 2009

Shamnesia

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

scamnesia

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.

1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.

by tenzen January 2, 2009

SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009